Two and a Half Men Season 12 Characters & Cast — No Spoilers
Every character in Two and a Half Men season 12 with photos and the actors who play them, including Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell — spoiler-free, nothing from later seasons.
- Walden Schmidt — played by Ashton Kutcher
- Alan Harper — played by Jon Cryer
- Berta — played by Conchata Ferrell
- Ms. McMartin — played by Maggie Lawson
- Lyndsey Mackelroy — played by Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Rose — played by Melanie Lynskey
- Laurel — played by Deanna Russo
- Michael Bolton — played by Michael Bolton
- Christian Slater — played by Christian Slater
- Misty / Volleyball Player #2 — played by Ciera Foster
- Herb — played by Ryan Stiles
- Lily — played by Rose Matheu
- Jake Harper — played by Angus T. Jones
- Chelsea — played by Jennifer Bini Taylor
- Kandi — played by April Bowlby
- Allison — played by Aisha Tyler
- Laura — played by Angela Lin
- Stacy — played by Malea Rose
- Tracy — played by Rachele Brooke Smith
- Mechaenical Demon (voice) — played by Max Mittelman
All seasons of Two and a Half Men: full spoiler-free character guide