Two and a Half Men Season 5 Characters & Cast — No Spoilers
Every character in Two and a Half Men season 5 with photos and the actors who play them, including Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones — spoiler-free, nothing from later seasons.
- Charlie Harper — played by Charlie Sheen
- Alan Harper — played by Jon Cryer
- Jake Harper — played by Angus T. Jones
- Berta — played by Conchata Ferrell
- Evelyn Harper — played by Holland Taylor
- Judith Melnick — played by Marin Hinkle
- Rose — played by Melanie Lynskey
- Teddy — played by Robert Wagner
- Linda — played by Ming-Na Wen
- Courtney — played by Jenny McCarthy
- Dr. Linda Freeman — played by Jane Lynch
- Angie — played by Susan Blakely
- Donna — played by Kimberly Quinn
- Alexis — played by Carrie Reichenbach
- Jeremy — played by Coby Ryan McLaughlin
- Mia / Mia (uncredited) (archive footage) — played by Emmanuelle Vaugier
- Sharon — played by Janeane Garofalo
- Mike — played by Brian Turk
- Hooker — played by Paige Peterson
- Justin — played by Rib Hillis
All seasons of Two and a Half Men: full spoiler-free character guide