Two and a Half Men (2003) Cast & Character Guide — No Spoilers | Who's That?
Who plays who in Two and a Half Men (2003)? Browse a spoiler-free character guide with photos of every major character and the actors behind them, including Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell.
- Alan Harper — played by Jon Cryer
- Jake Harper — played by Angus T. Jones
- Berta — played by Conchata Ferrell
- Charlie Harper — played by Charlie Sheen
- Evelyn Harper — played by Holland Taylor
- Judith Harper / Judith Melnick — played by Marin Hinkle
- Walden Schmidt — played by Ashton Kutcher
- Rose — played by Melanie Lynskey
- Lyndsey Mackelroy — played by Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Herb — played by Ryan Stiles
- Jenny — played by Amber Tamblyn
- Chelsea / Suzanne / Tina / Nina — played by Jennifer Bini Taylor
- Zoey — played by Sophie Winkleman
- Kandi / Kimber — played by April Bowlby
- Eldridge Mackelroy — played by Graham Patrick Martin
- Dr. Linda Freeman — played by Jane Lynch
- Bridget Schmidt / Myra / Bridget Schmidt/Danny — played by Judy Greer
- Mia / Mia (uncredited) (archive footage) — played by Emmanuelle Vaugier
- TV Announcer (voice) / Announcer / Pilot (voice) / TV Commercial (voice) / Gangster #1 / TV Commercial Announcer (voice) — played by Robert Clotworthy
- Melissa — played by Kelly Stables