Two and a Half Men Season 9 Characters & Cast — No Spoilers
Every character in Two and a Half Men season 9 with photos and the actors who play them, including Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones — spoiler-free, nothing from later seasons.
- Walden Schmidt — played by Ashton Kutcher
- Alan Harper — played by Jon Cryer
- Jake Harper — played by Angus T. Jones
- Berta — played by Conchata Ferrell
- Zoey — played by Sophie Winkleman
- Lyndsey Mackelroy — played by Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Evelyn Harper — played by Holland Taylor
- Bridget Schmidt/Danny / Bridget Schmidt — played by Judy Greer
- Eldridge Mackelroy — played by Graham Patrick Martin
- Judith Melnick — played by Marin Hinkle
- Ava — played by Talyan Wright
- Herb — played by Ryan Stiles
- Megan — played by Macey Cruthird
- Rose — played by Melanie Lynskey
- Robin Schmidt — played by Mimi Rogers
- Nurse Phyllis / Nurse Lorna — played by Vernee Watson
- Nigel — played by Matthew Marsden
- Jean — played by Georgia Engel
- Billy Stanhope — played by Patton Oswalt
- Leanne — played by Rebecca McFarland
All seasons of Two and a Half Men: full spoiler-free character guide